VanKirk Posted April 4, 2004 Report Share Posted April 4, 2004 Every now and then my fiancee gets a wild hair and decides to be jealous of my guitars, and I have to remind her that I've known my guitars longer than I've known her, so we have a stronger bond...lol 'Fiance' eh? I'd be surprised if she makes to 'wife'lol, j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanKirk Posted April 4, 2004 Report Share Posted April 4, 2004 Guitars.....for some reason when i finger my guitar it makes a better noise then when i do it to girls Then your not doin it right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajb Posted April 9, 2004 Report Share Posted April 9, 2004 Guitar, yep definitley guitar, because females can be real pains but your guitar never gets mad at you, or smacks you in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaughthammer Posted April 9, 2004 Report Share Posted April 9, 2004 guitar, guitars are allways available, never get hedache, and some more points already said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcow Posted May 4, 2004 Report Share Posted May 4, 2004 i vote guitar nomusicnolife555 Posted on Apr 4 2004, 12:51 PM  alright...the ultimate solution...get a girl that plays guitar so u dont hafta choose. make sure they love that thing as much as u. (a little less works too) that way u can get action in WHILE playing. its stoopid-proof! , good idea oh boy curse you quote machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinner16 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 Guitar's X4 Guitars will never make me watch stupid Jessica Simpson and Nck Lachey shows!!!! Guitars don't care if you go to bed late. Guitars don't get jealouse if you get other guitars If you don't like your guitar ... you can always start over... Not so much when you have a wife!!!!! I think Howard Stern said it best ... " Should I trade half of my money, for 10X more sex? It's an equation from hell!" The list goes on and on...... Just remember... you can collect more guitars than you can girlfriends/wives!!!! Ok..I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truerussian558 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 or smacks you in the face. well this one time... no wait that was the strap i picked gf because if you find the right one, youd rather be around with her, but of course both would be better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_ed Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 A guitar will get you through times of no women better than a woman will get you through times of no guitar. On the other hand, my wife just bought me a Harley. So what the h### do I know? Guitar Ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsl602000 Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 you can collect more guitars than you can girlfriends I disagree.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maher Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 if you choose guitar does it mean you cant have sex with girls or that you just cant be together as boyfriend and girlfriend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinner16 Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 you can collect more guitars than you can girlfriends I disagree.. Ok you can collect just as many girlfriends as guitars .... but once a girlfriend finds out she is just part of a "collection" ... I'm sure she will hightail out of sight. You just can't keep collections of girlfriends for very long..... Plus that cuts into playing and building time. Just my thoughts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitty Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 damn you guys are lame girlfriend p.s. Guitar, yep definitley guitar, because females can be real pains but your guitar never gets mad at you, or smacks you in the face. oh man can guitars hurt, and i have been smacked in the face by mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StratDudeDan Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 or smacks you in the face. well this one time... no wait that was the strap hit myself with the mid-neck on my bass. broke my nose. i jump too much when i play. however, i've gone back and forth with my posts through this a lot, but i'm gonna have to go with girlfriend today. i love that girl, and she loves the fact that i love guitars. it's one of my defining features. dan + guitars = right. granted, dan + becca > dan + guitars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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