lovekraft Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 This is hilarious! The ALTMANN "TUBE-O-LATOR" LACQUER Hey, it's on the Internet, so it must be true! And it's less than $7000.00 a pint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitar_ed Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 I don't know man. I think this guy has been standing over the mixing vat a little too long. My best guess is that this stuff would add insulation to your chips, causing them to overheat. But what the hell do I know? Guitar Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansil Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 oh yeah man i got some of this. stuff, i forot about it.. someone gave me a whole garden full of this.. its great fertilizer.. straight 100% bull.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 thats so funny i nearly peed in my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonamemx Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 That stuff sucks, i use HONEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truerussian558 Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 well maybe its like them fake medecines, it works on the placebo effect, but how this should help a bunch of tiny wires sound better is besides me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr_XD Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 the explanation is definitely THAT is ALIEN TECHNOLOGY. i wonder what would happen if you applied that to a tube, would it sound twice like a tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 ... That is so stupid. I only use an ancient family receipy for that my grandmother told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 i dunno, ive always found that the best way to make my practice amp sound like a tube amp is to pull pained expressions and drop to your knees for the solo..... it really works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovekraft Posted May 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Or put a handful of lead shot and a couple of dead lightbulbs in the back and drop it out a 4th floor window - the sound is amazingly accurate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hy_dro66 Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 That should be aired on late night tv...on...the guitar channel. FNA Still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalefish Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Did you check out the FAQ section?? That's freakin' hilarious, man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeB Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 utter bull!!! hahaha that made my morning worthwhile. apparently it gets rid of the nasty odd overtones especially the 3rd just by being applied, sorry he said applicated, applicated to the casing. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggy Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 the only thing your amp will sound like is bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeB Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 shouldnt really change the sound, maybe make it sound more valve like, more fundamental harmonics perhaps... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truerussian558 Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 We are not able to provide an accurate description why the "Tube-o-lator" stuff actually works. Maybe some of you guys out there will solve this mystery and tell us. translation - we are trying to f*ck yo out of 50 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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