I'm ok with buying a pick guard..
What I'll do is take everything apart and buy the new plug and then practice on the pick guard that I already have to see if I can make it work first. If I can get the strat style plug to work on it then I'll make those changes to my new one.
I'll try some of that other stuff on the neck to see if it takes care of that grip problem.
One more thing.. Would it just be easier to buy a new bridge for it that won't tear up my hand or try and find the right saddles for the one that is on there? I've never done anything like this before so I'm pretty un-educated about what I should do on this one. It doesn't have to be fancy, I just want it to be fixed (non-floating) and smooth so when I palm mute it doesn't tear my hand up from the screws or other parts sticking up/out of it. I also don't want a piece of crap either..
Thanks,
-Allistah