From his Ebay listing: (i'm sure there must be a law against listing crap like this)
Q: Hello, Great Looking Bass! What kind of pickup does the bass come with and how is the instrument tuned? 26-Jul-07
A: HI, THANK'S FOR YOUR INTEREST IN THE SUPER BASS. THE PICK-UP IS A CUSTOM MADE SINGLE COIL PICK-UP. THE TUNING OF THE SUPER BASS IS UN-DEFINED, FREE FOR THE PLAYER TO TUNE AS REQUIRED AND CAN STILL PRODUCE DEFINABLE NOTE'S AT THE SLACKEST OF TUNING'S. THANK'S ONCE AGAIN, JIM.
Seller's payment instructions
BUYER CAN COLLECT TO SAVE ON POSTAGE, UNFORTUNATLY THIS ITEM CANNOT BE RETURNED DUE TO PERSONNAL CIRCUMSTANCE'S, SORRY
Christ on a bike, this kid just gets funnier and funnier !
Jem