Even though this has been solved, I'd like to throw some things out there.
A lie is a lie regardless of generosity, this is the main reason I do not buy woods off of Ebay. Every board I have purchased has had some kind of defect not listed in the auction that has either prevented me using it in it's specific purpose or has caused more wood to be planed off, leading it to be useless for it's intended purpose again. I know this makes me sound like a hypocrite, coming from a guy that sells wood on Ebay (see my signature). But at least I list the defects.
So I think we should have a wood information list (defects, phrases etc.) stickied somewhere:
Bark incursion, wormholes, sniping, checking, chipping, jointed, drum sanded etc.etc. As I am still learning a good deal of these words used in woodworking. It would definitely help because I have learned almost all of these (and then some) from woodworking magazines.
I agree,
Since the MILF thing got a good laugh, I was also thinking that a good reference would not hurt either. So Jon would you like to work with me on a reference for these type of wood issues? I think with pictures and descriptions maybe we might be able to help those without the knowledge. I have many years of woodworking experience and will be more than happy to cause problems for photos if needed. LOL:))) I'm sure I can find scraps to do this with. How about it Jon, are you willing as well? This may take a little time but I think would be a worthwhile project.
Mike