Patrick Deno

Lookin' to get a hold of an Ibanez PGM neck. Any help would be appreciated. LJ

If I had that kind of scratch I certainly wouldn't be living in Germany! LJ

The next Jennifer Batten - WOOHOO! She's adorable! LJ

The string spacing is all kinds of funny on the close-up. Hmmmm. Could that be due to the green tape maybe? Lord_Jereth

http://www.lord-jereth.com/Equipment.html rock LJ

I picked the Revolver. I like Super Str@t shred machines. The one I'd prolly buy (if I had the money) would be, hands down, the REVOLVER PRO 7. 7 String strat with onboard sustainer = no contest, and the price is pretty descent too. Other models that caught my eye were 1) the Dragonfly - a little too fat and round for my tastes but not a bad looking guitar. 2) The Revelle - I don't know why but I like this design. Kind of cool in a strange sort of way. 3) The Vortex - now personally I don't like V's for playing, way too uncomfortable for me, but they look hot. But that Vertigo model ... YEEEICK! That's gotta be one of the ugliest axes I've seen in a very long time. That's my personal taste talking, though. rock LJ

It's pointy!!! rock LJ

Digitech user here (still waiting on my endorsement, guys ). I just graduated from the RP10 to the 2112 SGS. I love it and you can get them pretty cheap on evilbay too. rock LJ

What if I'm on one continent but I consider another continent "home". Does that make me incontinent? "Pass the 'Depends' Gretchen, I feel a load commin' on!" rock LJ

http://www.edromanguitars.com/guitar/buzzfeiten.htm Well, I don't know about you I'm sold! rock LJ

rock LJ

I am not real sure I want a bottle of anyone's nut sauce I just have this really nasty visual of some fat guy sitting in a Lazyboy in a bottling factory wearing a Carona t-shirt stained with last night's barbeque and a "**** You" hat - and no pants - in front of him teaters a mountain of magazines and spam vids on top of a circa '68 console telelvision, surrounded by hand cream bottles and kleenex boxes for spillage control. NOT something I wanna be spreading over my axe I don't think :o :o :o rock LJ

Yep, it's 2am here. All the bottle rockets are gone and all the guests are over getting drunk at the NEIGHBOR'S house (thank gawd for small favors) after having spent the entire night here with all their brats trashing the place. "Here Toby, this is what we call an M-80 back home. Here's 6 of 'em and here's a lighter. Remember how ya trashed the front room earlier tonight and then tried to blame it on my son? Good. Now, when you light these all at the same time make sure you don't bother throwing them, just hold on REAL tight. Or better yet, put them all in your pockets ... (that way you won't multiply, you little shithead)." ... *REAL evil fooking grin* Naturally, as soon as it's time for the kids to go to bed the guests dissapear. I guess it was ok to turn our house into the war zone but come time for fun it's off to the next house. I hate "friends" like that. Next year we're taking our kids to our friends` houses, one after the other, and we're gonna make sure they burn the moogerfoogers down. Happy New Year everyone!

Owwie, now ya know why I don't build nuthin' BTW, is that smashed thumb why ya put this in the wrong section? Missed the link 'cause of the swelling? rock LJ

I wonder if the town's residents are part of the deal and do they know about this? Oh, the possibilites! "I don't personally care about your problems Mr. Smith, I own your daughter lock, stock and well shaped butt. As a matter of fact I own all the daughters and wives in this town ... and you too come to think of it!" Ahh, it's good to be king. rock LJ