Late last year the music department at my school gave me a free nylon string acoustic guitar...
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The person who correctly guesses why wins a prize.
So I set out on a journey with my dremel clone, sander, drill and jigsaw, a journey to fulfill my dream to have a fretless short scale acoustic-electric bass.
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First I ripped off the top, I mean, who needs that anyway. I bought a huge piece of some kind of board from Mitre 10 for about five dollars. It was some kind of pretend wood. It has great tonal qualities, I'm sure. I unfretted it and sanded it all down too.
I knew this thing wasn't going to take normal bass strings unaided, so I beefed it up with some bracing (especially around the neck).
The hole in the back is for restringing and access to the electronics (a twenty dollar staggered bass pickup, a volume control and a rotary switch with various different capacitors going to ground for tone). Due to the nature of that hole, I was forced to leave the pickups in during painting. I also cut a slice out of the headstock and glued it back on, and I cut the ends off the tuning peg holder thing, cause I only need four strings.
I filled in the frets and the writing with epoxy. Damn that epoxy, it caused me so much grief. I was fixing up the second 'a' in Madonna and I mustn't have mixed the epoxy properly and it wouldn't cure and all other problems. I ended up having a fairly uneven fretboard (third fret dead) from sanding. I also lost most of the two n's in Madonna from trying to fix the third fret. I took it in to a fancy Spanish luthier and they said they'd fix it for 200-450$, I laughed at them and went to a music shop near my house where I know the guys and now it's getting flattened properly for free. And I also scored another nylon string acoustic guitar, this one was only kind of broken though. I wonder what I'll do with that...
I applied the primer with a roller, and airbrushed the blue.
And here is the (almost) finished product, all that needs to be done now is get it back from the guy who was flattening the fretboard. I'll probably have to redo the 'El Madonna III' in it.
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The finish was looking good 'til I airbrushed the clear coat on. In those pictures the volume and tone controls aren't pushed through, and I haven't decided what kind of knobs I want. The input jack is on the side. Due to the bubble sound holes, it isn't acoustically amplified that much. Well, a bit but not enough to compete with a normal acoustic guitar.
If you're still having your doubts, yes it does work, just not the third fret. And if you're slightly confused by the pictures in the pictures, go to www.sublimarine.com.
And that's my story.
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