Just to put in my two cents:
I think teles are an acquired taste. I didn't like them before, but the have sort of a boxy elegance to them, along the lines of an old BMW... but back to guitars. True, Tele's have a twangier tone, but I personally like it. Strats seem a bit too "guitar in a box" to me: there are enough strats out there.
Also, go for the ebony sharkfin, no matter the body. I like wood inlays, but it would look really awesome with Abalone or MOP (or heck, even mirror) border.
Okay so maybe that was more like 3 or 4 cents... oh well, the more the merrier, eh?
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