Aw, come on. Satch wouldn't come over and scream at you. He's a nice guy.
Vai would give you that dirty "Crossroads Battle" look, Page would be too stoned to notice, and Beck would just come up and say Rick Jaymes-style, "What did the five fingers say to the face?" *SLAP*
Anyway, I do remember my very first post here and the first response was Perry Ormsby telling me that I was full of the brown stuff and little else. I almost just said forget you and this forum, but I chose to defend my position and stick around anyway. It's been fun and I've learned a lot from mostly people like Kevan, Perry, and Drak (I wish I knew his real name). Hell, even Kevan helped me work through some stuff in my Trademarks class last fall, too.
These are all good guys, and this is a good forum. And I'll paraphrase Harry Truman: "If you're looking for a friend on the internet, buy a dog." Let's all lighten up here.