The human body is not a "giant ball of hum that needs grounding". All of the man made crap around us is what generates all the EMI that our guitars pick up and then gets amplified by our amplifiers. The human body absorbs it (maybe to ill effect), it does not "radiate" it, we are not radio towers emitting EMI. Where did you ever get this idea from? That is why there is all this concern about living too close to power substations and that cell phones might cause brain cancer and that sort of thing.
Our bodies are more like a capacitor with stored energy, or under the right circumstances, a conductor. In the latter case, it can be deadly, as in being electrocuted. I've seen what that can do to someone, people who died from a massive voltage/current - their arms were like charcoal or part of their bodies were burnt to a crisp. It's not pretty. And rubber soled shoes are not a safeguard, stuff can arc and kill you anyway, it just finds the path of least resistance to ground which can travel through your body even though your rubber soled shoes are supposed to be an insulator.
Anyway, the fact that the buzz/hum goes away when you touch the strings means that your body is acting like a capacitor to ground. Although it may not necessarily literally grounded, it has the same effect. The fact you can touch the guitar strings with rubber soled shoes on and make the buzz go away doesn't mean anything. Your body is just acting like an air core capacitor that has enough capacitance to kill that buzzing sound.
Also, one needs to make a distinction between "buzz" and "hum". Hum is generally 60Hz mains noise. Buzz is typically from poorly rectified power supplies like wall warts, and is a 120Hz ripple on the power supply due to no filter capacitor being used to smooth it out after rectification, or one that is too small to be useful when used for audio applications.