So I had a huge amount of trouble with the f-holes on this one.
I wasn't quite happy with the f-holes on my last top; I did them with a coping saw and they weren't as clean and perpendicular to the face of the top as I would have liked, and that made binding them more difficult. So I wanted to try a sort of over-arm pin router setup this time around, with a template that I would clamp the top onto, which in turn would ride on a pin that corresponded to a router bit, so it would cut the shape perfectly, and perpendicular to boot.
But I don't have an overarm pin router.
So I tried to rig something up with my normal router, but I didn't have enough clearance underneath, and the bit wasn't quite long enough. So lo and behold I found that I have a spiral down cut bit for my Dremel tool, which I'd used to cut out my templates. So I proceeded to rig something up so that I'd have enough clearance to run my top underneath. So all was going well, I started my Dremel and got it cutting though the wood, and then my work surface slipped. I had a piece of MDF sitting on my workbench to give me a larger surface, and I hadn't clamped it tightly enough, so when I was sliding my template along the pin, it just pulled the work surface, cutting a line that wasn't in keeping with the shape of the f-hole.
So after turning everything off and staring in shock for a while, I starting messing around and realized that it would be salvageable if I made the f-holes teardrop shaped, like some Gretches. So I drew up a shape that would work and cut a new template and went about trying the same Dremeling method. This time I made sure my work surface was secure, but the bit on my Dremel was too long ( ) and sort of caught in the grain and started tracking outside of the confines of the template. So I turned everything off again, and thought that it was done for this time.
So after leaving it for a day to avoid getting too frustrated, I again redesigned the already redesigned f-holes (outlined in the picture above).
So tonight I cut them out with a coping saw *sigh* which I should've done in the first place, and I'm actually very pleased. I quite like the teardrop shape to begin with, and I'm sure I wouldv'e done one at some point, but I really didn't like being forced into doing it unexpectedly.
So I noticed after cutting out the holes, that one side of my top was a bit thicker than the other, so I carved it down.
^ thicker^ vthinnerv
Light!