Christopher Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 My little brother made this and told me that I should make it... Quote
Joobsauce Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 that is awesome, DOO EET! That would be one hard paint job though.... Quote
Robert_the_damned Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 I'm definately sure I've seen a bass bass somewhere before. nothing new under the sun as they always say Quote
Christopher Posted December 8, 2006 Author Report Posted December 8, 2006 yeah, my little bro is geeked about it, he really wants me to make it for him. If I did it though, I would have to go all out and make it a carved top, and carve the fins and scales. Quote
Southpa Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 http://www.fishguitar.com/octo.html Well I lobster, then I flounder, and I took her for a ride in my new carp! Why did he build the fish guitar? Just for the halibut! Sorry! I'm not herring you very well! Quote
Robert_the_damned Posted December 8, 2006 Report Posted December 8, 2006 http://www.fishguitar.com/octo.html Well I lobster, then I flounder, and I took her for a ride in my new carp! Why did he build the fish guitar? Just for the halibut! Sorry! I'm not herring you very well! http://www.fishguitar.com/aries2.html that's supprisingly metal! I wish I could find the bass bass I saw...it was just like what you're brother has drawn of course searching for bass bass doesn't yeald any results! Quote
marksound Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 That reminds me of something ... It was April the forty-first Being a quadruple leap year I was driving in downtown Atlantis My Barracuda was in the shop So I was in a rented Stingray And it was overheating So I pulled into a Shell Station They said I'd blown a seal I said, "Fix the damn thing And leave my private life out of it Okay pal?" While they were doing that I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive But I knew the owner He used to play for the Dolphins I said "Hi Gil" You have to yell, he's hard of herring Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Gil was also down on his luck Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water I bellied up to the sandbar He poured me the usual ... Rusty snail, hold the grunion Shaken not stirred With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako I slipped him a fin On porpoise I was feeling good I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids For the halibut Well the place was crowded We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal What sole Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers Probably there to see the bass player One of them was this cute little yellowtail And she's giving me the eye So I figured this is my chance for a little fun You know, piece of Pisces But she said things I just couldn't fathom She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure Boy, could she drink She drank like a ... She drank a lot I said "What's your sign" She said "Aquarium" I said "Great, let's get tanked" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream I invited her to my place for a midnight bait I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows" She threw me that same old line "Not tonight, I gotta haddock" And she wasn't kidding either Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock I'd ever seen come down the pike He was covered with mussels He came over to me and said "Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here" What a crab This guy was steamed I could see the anchor in his eyes I turned to him, I said "A-balone, you're just being shellfish" Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil ‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods The haddock hits me with a sucker punch I catch him with a left hook He eels over It was a fluke but there he was Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel Kelpless I said "Forget the cods Gil This guy's gonna need a sturgeon" Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend She came over to me, she said "Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish What's your name" I said "Marlin" Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Wet dream Well, from then on we had a whale of a time I took her to dinner, I took her to dance I bought her a bouquet of flounders And then I went home with her And what did I get for my trouble A case of the clams Think I had a wet dream Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh ... Quote
goat Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 Well I lobster, then I flounder, and I took her for a ride in my new carp! Why did he build the fish guitar? Just for the halibut! Sorry! I'm not herring you very well! This was a result of my aquatic association with Vincent Van Shad. He killed himself after these self-portraits. Somethings fishy about it. http://new.photos.yahoo.com/davidmenegaux/...8803011291565/8 Quote
unklmickey Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 Marksound, we must both be on the same WAVE-length. as i scrolled down the page and got to Southpa's post, i thought: "dang, that almost sounds like something Kip Addotta would write." then i scrolled down to your post... now you owe me some paper towels and windex for my monitor, and an ounce of coffee. Quote
Maiden69 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 http://projectguitar.ibforums.com/index.ph...mp;hl=fish+bass It's being done here before Quote
Robert_the_damned Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 http://projectguitar.ibforums.com/index.ph...mp;hl=fish+bass It's being done here before that's the one I was talking about should have known you'd know where it was Maiden Quote
brewu22 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Posted December 9, 2006 http://projectguitar.ibforums.com/index.ph...mp;hl=fish+bass It's being done here before that's the one I was talking about should have known you'd know where it was Maiden That one looked nice, not something for everyone, but nice. Quote
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