litchfield Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Mattel took the classic doll, Ken, barbie's long time boyfriend, off the market because thay thought he was too homosexual. So............ Vote what you think, and make all the comment you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themikestro Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Not being gay I can't be sure but............... surely having no spam isn't a sure sign of homosexuality, and fact it would kind of hold you back, i'm not even sure I have a point to make.... anyhow I reckon Ken does and always has swung both ways, and he's always first to make sure that the keys to Barbies big pink convertable are in the bowl for the doll swapping parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki swordsman Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 i wonder....without reproductive organs does he even have sex drive at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themikestro Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 He does, but he can't do anything about it and spends his nights weeping into a bottle of Jack Daniels, what Ken needs is understanding and a sypathetic ear. What can we learn from this sad story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki swordsman Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 'the tortured crippled life of ken' it's gotta be worse with barbie struttin around half naked all the time too... what have we learnt? ......don't cut your dick off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weezerboy Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 what have we learnt? ......don't cut your dick off well there goes my plans for the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
litchfield Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 You too weez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tezifon Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 the truth is that ken is the cobra commander¡¡ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
litchfield Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 How can he be with no wang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki swordsman Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 yeah, he doesn't have the balls to be commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGM Guitars Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 isn't asking the question if ken is gay or not kinda gay in itself? Grown men talking about barbie dolls just seems weird to me in other words.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Jabsco Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Ken is not gay! The guy got more poong that any of us ever will. he just couldnt do anything with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey69962000 Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 dude theres a guy in charge of barbies relationships from hasbro. It was on the news. They needed a separtation and now a new austrailian guy is catching the eye of barbie. Look a CNN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki swordsman Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 did you know barbie's not a real person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey69962000 Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 yeah but i had nothing better to do for a school report so i looked it up after seeing it in the LA Times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitty Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 ken is action man in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitty Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 and action man is ****ing macho, so i chose no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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