erm... I see a move to the infinitely more posh "RANT SECTION" any post now....
FIGHT!
And drak, it is your wood, and maybe it's for the best that you smashed it. After all, it was the top you were going to replace, and as long as you don't hurt the rest of the body, who cares if the top survives? I had assumed that you were ditching the body too, which was wrong of me. I'd love to see that thing with a nice top on it.
Until then,