OK, I got it on Tuesday, but couldn't find any of my patch cables. So, I went and bought a new cable on Wednesday, only to hear it distort badly last night, so I assumed it was my old cable. So, today I went and bought another new cable and the problem was still there.
Unfortunately this one is broken. I first thought it was my cables, so I bought new ones and still no dice. The pedal assembly was wobbly, so I took off the back plate and tightened the screws down that hold the pedal in place. It still didn't fix anything, but it turns out the mini-pot for the Input Level is busted, as in the backing board is shattered and the pot goes more than 360 degrees, sometimes going more than 720 and sometimes less, and there's a lot of gain on the signal because of it. The clip light lights up anytime the signal light does. It sounds horrible.
Jeremy, I sent you more info via PM. I was really looking forward to this. The package didn't look bad at all, and the pedal was padded well. I'm not sure when it happened, and I'm not sure what to do about it.
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