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Random conversation overheard in Iran:
Guy #1...Yes,I was thinking of moving to the U.S. so I could pursue my lifelong dream of being a lifegaurd on a california beach.
Guy #2...Why did you decide against it?
Guy # 1...I heard on this random guitar building site that no one who is looked for pros and cons of moving to america use, that u.p.s sometimes mis-delivers a package,and I just can't deal with that,so I decided to just stick it out at the sand coloring factory.