I don't know guys, he could be on to something. We could do a whole series called the "significant other" models. We could do them in these obnoxious floral patters none of us ever pick out, but our significant other sure likes having us finance for "our place"
We could do these in a matching pattern. You could shred away all day and when they come home, you could throw it onto the couch and BAM!! instant camoflage!
Girlfriend- "Rodney, did you blow the money I wanted to use to make over the living room in French Provincial on ANOTHER damn guitar?"
Rodney- "Of course not honey, would I do something so selfish as to spend my money on things I want?" Do you SEE a guitar here? " C'mon, how about we go in the bedroom and watch the truth about cats and dogs for the 554654884657th time" That movie never gets old"(smiles like a brainwashed cult member)
Girlfriend- "Oh honey, you really are whipped! I knew I made the right choice"!
BAM!!! another relationship saved by MCS guitars!!!