Ladies and Gentlemen,
The United States of America has from its very inception had a long standing moral value that the people have a right to know what their government is up to. Now, whether this is in fact the case-- whether the people have that right, or whether it's being upheld, your call--is irrelevant, but nonetheless this belief has developed yet another long-standing tradition: The Presidential Address.
Now, the president speaks to the nation on a variety of topics over the course of his term in office, but few speeches are as well known as the State of the Union Address. This is the speech in which the president says:
--How great the nation is under his administration
--How great the nation could be if it weren't for the setbacks caused by previous administrations of opposing parties, and
--How great the nation could be if all current members of Congress from across the aisle would go drown themselves in the Potomac.
This particular tradition of paying lip service to the rights of citizens has been going on for longer than I can remember (or care to look up, for that matter), under both Republican and Democratic administrations alike-- and would continue, I imagine, even under 3rd party candidates professing a heartfelt desire to make the government more honest and open.
Anyway, this tradition has sparked similar traditions on all levels of government. We now have State of the State addresses and State of the City addresses; my dad even gives a State of the Family address, and if you're lucky, sometimes you can catch the crazy lady downtown giving a State of the Shopping Cart address, which is often about as interesting and literate as the State of the Union Address after which it was (loosely) modeled.
The way I see it, Brian is like the president of this forum. Everyone keeps saying, "Brian's Forum, Brian's Rules", so it seems to me that he has both the right and responsibility to keep us forum-goers up to date on the State of the Forum. So Brian, if you would be so kind, please fill us in on the State of the Forum, touching on such topics as:
--How great the forum is,
--How the forum could be improved with the help of the members, and
--Which members you'd like to see jump in the Potomac.
Thanks!
Dan Dryden
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