mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 6 minutes ago, Bizman62 said: An ad came today, there's salmon fillets on sale starting tomorrow. They should be pretty much boneless so your face won't get scratched. Looking through the right type of glasses we all have our strenghts. You can play, I can look good on stage when the lights are low. seriously made me laugh there but I feel like I should point out that I too look good in dim light. doesn't have to be stage lights tho... just dim. salmon... well that's awfully nice of you to think of me and my face/scratch but I'm pretty sure it'd be your face taking most of the slapping... so perhaps I should find a similar deal. perhaps we just agree on monk fish? I'm told they have very soft bones. I'm pretty sure our audience is building here so perhaps we should get some promoters involved soon. "and in this corner... from parts unknown... weighing in at 245 stones (or whatever it is you people measure weight by over there) primarily a grappler/striker... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 also... people really respond to being referred to as 'you people'... I should do more of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKro Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mistermikev said: right on. I'm assuming you want it running the length of the neck then, and preferably standing as opposed to lying down? sm as you'd want w wood? That is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, MiKro said: That is correct. thank you sir. u r a wealth of knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKro Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, mistermikev said: thank you sir. u r a wealth of knowledge. Dammit quit trying to make me feel old. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mistermikev said: weighing in at 245 stones This was fun, but you are throwing entirely too much tonnage around now. A stone is 14 lbs. SR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 17 minutes ago, ScottR said: This was fun, but you are throwing entirely too much tonnage around now. A stone is 14 lbs. SR wouldn't it, like... depend on the size of the stone? (not so smart now are you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 26 minutes ago, MiKro said: Dammit quit trying to make me feel old. LOL!!! feel old what? not sure where you are going with this... but I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKro Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 1 hour ago, mistermikev said: feel old what? not sure where you are going with this... but I like it. My wealth of knowledge. That could be you saying, I am old and wise. ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 my humor... some would say it's not humor at all. I meant like "what old thing are you feeling?" twas me being funny or as many call it stupid. you are a wealth of knowledge tho and I do appreciate you sharing. I am a wealth of humor and I share all the time but people just look at me weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKro Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, mistermikev said: my humor... some would say it's not humor at all. I meant like "what old thing are you feeling?" twas me being funny or as many call it stupid. you are a wealth of knowledge tho and I do appreciate you sharing. I am a wealth of humor and I share all the time but people just look at me weird. Mike, you also have a great amount of knowledge, don't ever for get that. Thank for your support in boosting an old mans ego as well. LMAO!!!! MK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, MiKro said: Mike, you also have a great amount of knowledge, don't ever for get that. Thank for your support in boosting an old mans ego as well. LMAO!!!! MK thank you for saying so... but "I KNOW NOTHING"! that is my strength! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiKro Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, mistermikev said: thank you for saying so... but "I KNOW NOTHING"! that is my strength! I also "Know Nothing" One thing I do know is I can find the answer if I need it. Either it is stored in my scatter brained mind or it is archived somewhere else. LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, MiKro said: I also "Know Nothing" One thing I do know is I can find the answer if I need it. Either it is stored in my scatter brained mind or it is archived somewhere else. LOL!! I don't always know nothing... but when I do... I find that I learn more! haha seems to me the smarter you are the more you realize how much more there is to know... and that makes your own collection of knowledge... seem smaller and smaller... or so I'm told: for I know nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizman62 Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 Humor rhymes with tumor and humour with tumour for us who have been taught the British spelling. If you've got both, laughing through your tears helps you continue living. @MiKro doesn't that young fellow seem to have a thing about us more mature farts? Bowing to one, mooning the other... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Bizman62 said: Humor rhymes with tumor and humour with tumour for us who have been taught the British spelling. If you've got both, laughing through your tears helps you continue living. @MiKro doesn't that young fellow seem to have a thing about us more mature farts? Bowing to one, mooning the other... brittish spelling... when are those folks going to learn proper english ( hehe). also, yesterday ben crow said he was craving a fag... I'm a bit juvenile so I almost spit my coffee. kind of rude of us to have obfuscated that word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizman62 Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 52 minutes ago, mistermikev said: yesterday ben crow said he was craving a fag Wasn't that gay? I mean hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Bizman62 said: Wasn't that gay? I mean hilarious. good point. that's another ambiguous one. those brits - they love their fags so much their all just gay about them. (your words not mine GB!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizman62 Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 How come we've fallen off the rails again? Weren't we talking about how your wood isn't stiff enough and how it could be improved with rods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 16 hours ago, mistermikev said: wouldn't it, like... depend on the size of the stone? (not so smart now are you) Apparently, in Great Britain all the stones are the same size and weight.....and have a great respect for tea time. SR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 44 minutes ago, ScottR said: Apparently, in Great Britain all the stones are the same size and weight.....and have a great respect for tea time. SR that's crazy! wonder how they did that! crazy brits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermikev Posted April 2, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Bizman62 said: How come we've fallen off the rails again? Weren't we talking about how your wood isn't stiff enough and how it could be improved with rods? yes, lets talk more about how not stiff my wood is. perhaps some sort of inflatable device (oh, no... I just can't). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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