Glad you like the double entendre of the thread Dino.
<voice over video of starving string balls with flies swarming around them>
I've received a lot of support and now have many unwanted, unloved, wayward balls. They just needed someone to love them. Without support from viewers like you, there would be many homeless string balls, discarded and living out of urban trash cans to survive. Sadly, many of these balls are forgotten in our land fills.
<jump cut to spokesperson standing in muddy street with string balls in hand>
Won't you please help...