krazyderek Posted August 31, 2003 Report Share Posted August 31, 2003 u know ur a guitar dork when... ... several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head ... u look forward to re-setting the intonation on ur favorite guitar after supper once u notice it's starting to get a bit off ... the fact that ur going to spend at least 20$ a month on something guitar related is a given ... u know the exact location of ur favorite picks even though u probably can't see them right now ... u can play at least one of metallica's solo's blindfolded ( just kidding) yada yada.... can u guys think of anymore..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jai Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 hahaha "the fact that ur going to spend at least 20$ a month on something guitar related is a given" you mean, thats not normal? --- "u know the exact location of ur favorite picks even though u probably can't see them right now" I have picks strategicly place about in my room for optimum recovery --- "several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head" don't get me started how bout: when you have a couple megabytes dedicated to guitar photos and docuements when you have done more than 3 reports for school that guitars have been the subject Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckguitarist Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 When your idea of school is sitting in a classroom for 5 hours drawing pictures of guitars you want to build When you spend more money on guitar stuff than on clothes... And food... And well.....everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazyderek Posted September 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 lol grade 11 pre calc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulNeeds Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 When your idea of school is sitting in a classroom for 5 hours drawing pictures of guitars you want to build oh good! I WAS a normal 14-year old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jai Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 When your idea of school is sitting in a classroom for 5 hours drawing pictures of guitars you want to build thats all I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 You build a website dedicated to working on guitars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazyderek Posted September 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 You build a website dedicated to working on guitars i think brian's got us all beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roli Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehle Posted September 1, 2003 Report Share Posted September 1, 2003 ... several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head As if any of us have ever had this problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitarfrenzy Posted September 2, 2003 Report Share Posted September 2, 2003 When you've already spent four hundred dollars buying tools and still need more tools.. and don't think a second about spending your last dime to get them.. lol You might be a guitar redneck if you build guitars while watching NASCAR... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emanuel Ravelli Posted September 3, 2003 Report Share Posted September 3, 2003 When you break into the City Maintenance Yard and remove a couple of the dashboard labels off a 9-ton front loader, ( "Power Thrust" and "Power Take Off") and glue 'em on over the Tone & Volume knobs on your guitar, as a salute to Bo Diddley.(?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francelj Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 That's a killer little emoticon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazyderek Posted September 5, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 omg it is!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francelj Posted September 5, 2003 Report Share Posted September 5, 2003 What about that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted October 3, 2003 Report Share Posted October 3, 2003 they all be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushead Posted October 4, 2003 Report Share Posted October 4, 2003 ... u can play at least one of metallica's solo's blindfolded Or when you tab every damn song for some crappy website then get sued by the band... Can't play all of them, but I could probably play a few blindfolded. Now I'll have to try it. Yep, I've got notebooks full of guitar doodles. None of them are any good, or even realistic to build, but it was way better than actually paying attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crzywhiteboy Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 u know ur a guitar dork when... ... several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head ... u look forward to re-setting the intonation on ur favorite guitar after supper once u notice it's starting to get a bit off ... the fact that ur going to spend at least 20$ a month on something guitar related is a given ... u know the exact location of ur favorite picks even though u probably can't see them right now ... u can play at least one of metallica's solo's blindfolded ( just kidding) yada yada.... can u guys think of anymore..? arent you on UG.I seen this same post on UG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckguitarist Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 u know ur a guitar dork when... ... several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head ... u look forward to re-setting the intonation on ur favorite guitar after supper once u notice it's starting to get a bit off ... the fact that ur going to spend at least 20$ a month on something guitar related is a given ... u know the exact location of ur favorite picks even though u probably can't see them right now ... u can play at least one of metallica's solo's blindfolded ( just kidding) yada yada.... can u guys think of anymore..? arent you on UG.I seen this same post on UG. ug? whats that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazyderek Posted October 10, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2003 u know ur a guitar dork when... ... several hot girls are talking to you and all u can think about is playing that cool riff u have stuck in ur head ... u look forward to re-setting the intonation on ur favorite guitar after supper once u notice it's starting to get a bit off ... the fact that ur going to spend at least 20$ a month on something guitar related is a given ... u know the exact location of ur favorite picks even though u probably can't see them right now ... u can play at least one of metallica's solo's blindfolded ( just kidding) yada yada.... can u guys think of anymore..? arent you on UG.I seen this same post on UG. not that i know off?? what's UG?? maybe i saw the post and it was in my subconscious and i posted the a similar thread here, the only other threads i'm rarely on are guitarnuts.com and guitargeek.com/chat.... but what's UG?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Litchfield Custom Gutars Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 you stay up all night to finish a guitar, instead of having sex you know your guitar better than you do your signifigant other you play guitar on the can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevan Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 - When you camp out for 2 days for G3 tickets, still knowing full-well that Yngwie is the third G. - When you finally hear the last bearing burn out in your Dremel, and subsequently hold a small, private ceremony and bury it in the back yard. - When you get "sawdust boogers". Ebony sanding produces some interesting ones. - When you can fluently justify spending $700 on a 30x30x2" piece of spalted maple. - When you can hear 'the sound' of single-coils thru a Marsh*ll stack....on a recording. - When you can hear 'the sound' of humbuckers thru a Marsh*ll stack....on a recording. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gw_guitars Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 When you're making dessert and draw an explorer headstock with chocolate. When you see a poster of a band you don't recognize the members but know the name of the band by seeing the guitar. When you here a great song you can sing along with, you have to wait for the guitar solo to know what band and song it is. When you are buying a tool box for the tools you are going to need on your next project guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckguitarist Posted October 15, 2003 Report Share Posted October 15, 2003 - When you get "sawdust boogers". Ebony sanding produces some interesting ones. HAHAHA ROTFLMFAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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