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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?


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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

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wait, does that mean wood chucks cant chuck wood

the implication in the rhyme is, no, they cannot chuck wood.

however, according to their common name, "Woodchuck," there was never any reason to believe they chucked wood. after all, they're not called "Woodchuckers." they're just woodchucks.

chucks of wood perhaps? no...they're not "Woodenchucks," either.

therefore, the original implication that woodchucks can't chuck wood is pointless, because there was no reason to believe they could in the first place.

wow...i thought way too hard about that one...

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The question here if I read correctly is:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Now if you break this down mathmatecially you will find your answer.

x=woodchucked

0=normal woodchuck who can't chuck wood

So to find out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck compared to a normal woodchuck who could not chuck wood is the following formula.

x+0=y

Y is the answer.. and I'm suprised no one else knew this.. GEez!!!!!!!

:DB)

Disclaimer: this post could possibly be filled with BS from beginning to end. you have been warned!!!

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A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thats how much a woodchuck could chuck wood. Now a more serious question. How much would cood a wouldchuck chuck if a wouldchuck cood chuck would?

Woodchuck aka "groundhog aka marmot Marmota monax

Large. Grizzled brown (or reddish to blackish); uniformly colored. Prominent bushy tail. Small ears. Short legs. Feet dark brown or black. Incisors white.

The sunloving woodchuck is active by day, especially in early morning and late afternoon. Woodchucking is thirsty work! A good swimmer and climber, it will go up a tree to escape an enemy or obtain a vantage point but never travels far from its den. Green vegetation such as grasses, clover, alfalfa, and plantain forms its diet; at times it will feed heavily on corn and can cause extensive damage in a garden. Its burrow, up to 5' deep and 30' long, has one or more tunnels terminating in a chamber containing a large grass nest and is used by other mammals-including cottontail rabbits.

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