hehe... you don't make it to 35 years without some farts lol. Have only made it (carry the one) 27 here but in that time I've realized that there is always going to be one of two that will want more sex, one of two who will do all the cleaning, one of two who will spend all the money, one of two who is responsible and does the bookkeeping... and if you are lucky you get to see that flipped back and forth between the two. that said, I have pretty consistently been the farter, but lately our dog has been giving me a hellofa run for my money. haha!
I hope you won't mind that I share your story w my wife lolz.
also... table is coming along right nicely.