Southpa Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Rosenberger Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 How do you get a drummer off your porch? Pay him for the Pizza What do Ginger Baker and Coffee have in Common? They both suck wothout Cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpa Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) heres a double whammy. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car? He had to call a locksmith to let the drummer out. Edited January 25, 2006 by Southpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setch Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 What do Ginger Baker and Coffee have in Common? They both suck wothout Cream Check out Sunrise on the Sufferbus by The Masters of Reality, that gives the lie to this one. Not that jokes need to be true.... Um, back on topic: How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drool comes out both sides of the drummers mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikhailgtrski Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 What do Ginger Baker and Coffee have in Common? They both suck wothout Cream I dunno, have you seen the Cream at Royal Albert show? Actually, Ginger was ok. I was just horribly disappointed that EC chose to use his Strat instead of an SG or LP. Cream played on a Strat (especially that middle pickup he favors) just doesn't do it for me. (back on topic) How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, then the room revolves around him. Horrible joke. I should be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikbojerik Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 What do you call 10 drummers sitting in a circle? A dope ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGwaH Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source? Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dash Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 being an ex-drummer, i am disgusted with some of these jokes!! that being said what do you call 100 drummers at the bottom of the ocean?? a good start!! cheers darren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weaponepsilon Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Being a bass player I always dug this joke. Around Christmas, a man went into the music store to get his son a brand new beginner bass. After purchasing the bass, the clerk ask the man if his son was just starting out. "Why yes, he is." he replied. "He's always wanted to learn so I'm picking this up for him." The clerk then handed the man a coupon for three free bass lessons. Christmas morning, the boy opened up the biggest package and was excited to see a shiney new bass with a voucher for a few lessons. The boy left a few days later for his first lesson. He returned at 7:00 with a smile on his face and his father was pleased. "So what did you learn son?" The boy replied, "Today I learned the E chord." The following day the boy left for his next lesson. He returned at 7:00 with a smile on his face and father again was pleased. "So what did you learn today son?" The boy replied, "Today I learn the A chord." Finally the third day came and the boy trotted off with his bass. Around 11:00 the boy came in late reeking of cigarette smoke and sweat. The father was proud of his sons dedication but was concerned. "Son, you're late tonight! What happened?" "Sorry Pops." the boy replied. "I didn't make it to my bass lesson...I had a gig." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rootsbloodyroots Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 whats the difference between a drum kit and an onion no one cries when you cut up a drum kit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeiscosRock Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 WHats the difference between a crushed bass in the middle of the road and a crushed guitar in the middle of the road? The guitar has skid marks leading up to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum5545 Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 How does a drummer get a date? He says he's a guitarist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitefly SA Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 these are all pretty much racist jokes but istead of a race its a musician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclej Posted February 4, 2006 Report Share Posted February 4, 2006 these are all pretty much racist jokes but istead of a race its a musician if you'll look again you'll see that they're actually mostly bassist jokes, not racist. ( i can't get the smileys to work on this computer or you'd see the little green laughing one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crafty Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 these are all pretty much racist jokes but istead of a race its a musician Yeah, I know I've heard MUCH different versions of the "skid-marks" joke back when I was growing up in Oklahoma... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitey Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 wats the difference bewtween a drumer,and a drum machine? you only need to punch in the information on the machine once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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