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Pirates or Ninjas


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gotta answer this question fast, ya see.

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i think both are good, but pirates kick ass! They have every day problems too! and snake IS a priate at heart! Hes not a ninja, cos there is acctual ninjas in there...so there :D

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at least pirates are proud of what they do

ninjas hide and be all girly

plus pirates have parrots, and their own dialect, and big ass boats...and patches, and fancy clothes

and the list goes on :D

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....ahhh....the life of a succesful pirate....thats the one for me...

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Pirates don't hide? In their wee grubby little caves, covered with muck, running away from the Royal Navy and wondering if each day will be their last?

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can a pirate throw ninja death stars with precise accuracy and be so stealthy killers you are dead before you even know what the heck is goin on?

didnt think so

Curtis

did johnny depp ever play a ninja?no!,but balke bartakomus did!end of argument!

Actually Johnny Deep played a ninja in a small budget movie in 1987............ok i lie :D

PIRATES RULE

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how does a drunkard in tights and frills and one leg, get a ninja on the ground in order to be stomped????

how can pirates be stronger than ninjas??

pirate- "i'll stop drinking so i can train hard 8 hours a day to one day take on a ninja...." i think not

and i think you'll find a katana and longsword(masamune?) are bigger and sharper than any crappy cutlass :D

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I'd vote cowboys if i could, but i can't.

Pirates rock. If you think ninjas are better, you're wrong.

I'd type proof, but i don't need to.

proof

Your proof is weak and flabby, much like a pirate.

Proof of my own

If bespectacled computer pirates win against eyepatch-wearing sea pirates, then you can bet that a ninja will trounce either.

Cheers,

Greg

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Also, as I was closing the Googlefight window, it suddenly occurred to me:

"Ninjas" is the incorrect pluralization of "ninja". The plural of 'ninja' is simply 'ninja'. It's possible that this grammatical oversight coloured the results. The updated and grammatically correct googlefights produced the following results:

Pirates Vs. Ninja

or

Pirate vs. Ninja

Now, Ninja win straight-up, even against ALL pirates, which would include aforementioned hackers and computer savantes. Imagine how easily they would crush the pitiful pirates of the sea, if you took their (superior, let me remind you) brothers in arms wielding computer mice out of the equation?

Greg

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Pirates aint all bad;

Rum: check

Silly accent and funny hats: check

Pieces of eight: check

Cutlass: check

But on the other hand, not so good things....

Scurvy: check

Keel haul: check

Davy Jones's locker: check

Really smelly: check

But ninjas rock harder;

Black outfits: check

Shuriken and sharp swords: check

Hold breath for three minutes: check

A load of good games: check

Practically invisible?: check

Having said that what about Shaolin monks? They truly rule.

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