That's hilarious. I placed an order from WoodworkersSource.net and received a similar email yesterday. I'll paste it here for your viewing pleasure:
Good news, Charles! Our highly trained and skilled team of 50
employees has - with great care and attention - selected, packaged and shipped
your order 21621 on this beautiful day, 2/6/2007.
We had a lively celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down
the street where the entire city of Phoenix came out, waved 'Bon
Voyage!' to your package, and patted the UPS driver on the back.
Local TV stations sent in cameras and re